Just the other day, Mr. Z had a few choice words to say about Mike Jones in Art & Tech, and, quite frankly, I agreed. We have come to the conclusion that he has the IQ of a banana peel. It seems he can't remember his own name unless he puts it into a song about 20 times. He also must be the lonliest person on the planet, because he put his own phone number into one of his songs. I wonder if anyone actually ever tries to call him.

Caller: Hello?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!

Caller: Um...do I have the right number?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!

It kinda reminds me of Matt Damon in Team America, lol.

Anyway, because of this sort of thinking, I am fairly certain that Gwen Stefani has never had sex in the back of the car. I also believe she wasn't allowed to say "shit" and therefore puts it in a single song as much as she possibly can.