I'm not afraid to fall; it means I've climbed up high.

You know those little books that you buy in Barnes & Nobles and such that are liek mini books of quotes and stuff like "2,001 Things To Do Before You Die"? Well, I figured I could write one instead of spending 5 bucks on one. So here it is--Kaye's Guide To Life!!

 

Live. Love. Eat.

Read manga.

Go see a Broadway musical.

Memorize at least two poems.

Play air guitar.

Quote Zoolander every chance you get.

Spend a week in Europe.

Make friends with Candians.

Be quixotic.

Learn CPR.

Write a bad country song at 2AM

Skinny dip as much as possible.

Compare your teachers to a food.

Find your anime counterpart.

Complete (and understand) at least one final fantasy game.

Break someone's heart.

Have someone break your heart.

Ride naked in a jeep.

Be a dork.

Embrace your shortness.

Eat Jello for three days straight.

Play the Sims.

Write your own dorky "____'s guide to life"

Watch Bonanza.

Protest something.

Make a four-line dialouge

Ignore the critics.

Be a critic.

Learn how to use photoshop.

Red vs. Blue

Write fanfiction.

Go down in a blaze of glory.

Yell at your superior.

Dance.

Memorize the "Camelot" dance routine from Monty Python.

Listen to Christian Rock.

Dive headfirst into a snowbank.

Life is short. Watch anime.

Learn how to sing a deut with yourself.

Preform a musical on stage.

Preform a musical in the cafeteria.

Misspell things in your guide to life.

 

And Finally....

Buy my guide to life, only $15 bucks!