Browsing my hard drive just today, looking for my MIA outline I uncovered an old English project I did last year after we finished Arsenic and Old Lace. I still think this is funny. ^_~ It is the tragic saga of Steve, who, much to his unhappiness, wakes up dead in the "Panama Canal".

Steve: Argh! I’ve been killed by two sweet old ladies. I can’t believe this! It’s not fair! Sure, I may have been old, but so were they. What if I just up and killed them, huh? And they buried me in the "Panama Canal"!

Bob: Join the club.

Steve: What! There are a more people down here?

Dale: Howdy neighbor!

Jack: How’s it going?

Steve: What do you mean, "how’s it going"? I’m dead! Dead!

Bob: Well, of course you are.

Steve: I just came in to find a room, decided yes, I’d like a glass of wine…

Dale: I love this part.

Steve: -And bam! Dead.

Jack: It was going to happen eventually.

Steve: But not this soon!

Dale: Come on, it happened to all of us.

Jack: Yeah, no helping it now.

Steve: So is this heaven?

Bob: No, it’s a cellar.

Steve: I know that.

Bob: So why’d you ask if this is heaven?

Steve: I’m never going to drink again for as long as I live.

Jack: It’s a little late for that.

Steve: I don’t want to be dead.

Jack: Well, we’ve all learned to live with it.

Dale: If you can’t play where you like, learn to like where you play

Steve: Play what, play dead? This isn’t playing!

Jack: Oh, quit your whining.

Bob: Yeah, we’ve got to spend eternity together, we don’t want to start it off on the wrong foot.

Dale: Last one to decompose is a rotten egg!