"Dear Kaye:

"Since 1836, students have discovered the important values of an Alfred University education. These values, enriched by our history and strengthened by our tradition and sense of community, have allowed our students to better understand themselves and the world around them.

"On behalf of the Committee on Admissions at Alfred University, I am pleased to inform you of your admission to the College of Liberal Arts & Sciences beginning the fall semester, 2007...."

And then my brain exploded.