Yay, it's my b-day at last. It's a very special day for me, it only comes what, once a year? *drum noise* *boo*

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun

And the who clan gathers round and gives us laughter due where bound

We let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

"Happy Birthday!"

Now you're one year older

"Happy Birthday!"

Your life still isn't over

"Happy Birthday!"

You did not accomplish much,

But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough

Oh yeah, happy b-day to Helan Keller too.