I'm not afraid to fall; it means I've climbed up high.

I've been watching Disney movies since I was born. It's like my second language. A few things I've noticed:

1.) Someone dies in almost every disney movie. If it's not the mother, then it's the evil character. Care if I run you through a quick list?
Bambi: The mother
The Little Mermaid: Ursala
Finding Nemo: The mother
Snow White: Snow White AND the evil quenn
Cinderelaa: The father
The Lion King: Mufasa AND Scar
Beauty and the Beast: Geston
Pocahontas: The guy she was supposed to marry

2.) Disney LOVES single parents. The only Disney movie I'm completely sure that has two parents is "101 Dalmations". Another list:
Bambi: The mother dies, the father never comes around
The Little Mermaid: No mother
Aladdin: No mother for the princess
Finding Nemo: The mother (and 200 of their eggs lol)
Snow White: No mother or father, but an evil step-mother
Cinderella: Same thing. No parents, but had an evil step-mother.
The Lion King: Father gets killed. So does the evil uncle.
Beauty and the Beast: No mother there, either.
Pocahontas: Also no mother.
Sword in the Stone: No parents there, either.

This sort of makes me wonder WHY you would have an evil step-mother. I mean, don't the heroine's dads notice these things? And why is it that all step-mothers are automatically evil? I bet there are some very nice step-mothers out there.

Oh, yeah, the evil character in Pocahontas is most definetly gay. Am I the only one who noticed this? 0.o I mean, he's covered in purple from head to toe and wears eyeshadow. He has his scrawny manservant push him around in wheelbarrows...I mean, COME ON.

OK, since this all about Disney, I'd better have a sappy ending.

Oh, Prince Charming, Thank you for wasting 10 minutes of your life as you watched my analyze disney movies. Kiss me so I can magically rise from the dead.

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.